California English: Part 2

Wouldn’t ever gag you with a spoon, my only true love 
Never really heard you speak that way, it’s unworthy of… 
Funny how that little college girl called language corrupt 
Funny how the other private schools had no Hapa Club 

Someone took a trip before you came to ski in the Alps 
Your father moved across the country 
Just to sunburn his scalp 
Contra Costa, Contra Mundum, contradict what I say 
Living like the French Connection, but we’ll die in LA 

Blasted from a disconnected light switch 
Through the condo that they’ll never finish 
Bounced across a Saudi satellite dish 
And through your brain to California English 

No one sits inside a freezing flat and stays there ‘til May 
Leafing through a stack of A-Zs to surf the UK 
Waiting with the wind against your face 
And gel in your hair 
Shivering in little undershirts, but don’t seem to care 

Blasted from a disconnected light switch 
Through the condo that they’ll never finish 
Bounced across a Saudi satellite dish 
And through your brain to California English 

Sweet carob rice cake 
She don’t care how the sweets taste 
Fake Philly cheese steak 
But she use real toothpaste 

Cuz if that Tom’s don’t work 
If it just makes you worse 
Would you loose all of you faith in the good Earth 

And if it’s all a curse 
And we’re just getting worse 
Baby, please don’t lose your faith in the good earth 

Blasted from a disconnected light switch 
Through the condo that they’ll never finish 
Bounced across a Saudi satellite dish 
And through your brain to California English